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Welcome to the Fall 2016 Season at Oxford Polo Club!!!

Are you getting ready for the Fall Season at Oxford Polo?  Starting legging up your horses and yourself and get ready for some polo!!!

WELL IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. FALL SEASON AT OXFORD POLO CLUB IS ABOUT A MONTH OUT SO SHUT UP, BUCK UP AND SADDLE UP. WE WILL START THE SECOND WEEKEND OF SEPT. WITH SLOW CHUKKERS AND PLAY UNTIL DEC.  WE WILL HAVE 3 TOURNAMENTS THIS FALL WITH CLUB POLO IN BETWEEN TOURNAMENT WEEKENDS. NO MORE ICE CREAM...SWITCH TO LIGHT BEER AND LETS GO. CHEERS. LORD OF POLO
      

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Welcome to the Fall Season 2016

Oxford Polo Club | Phone: 352.406.9433|  lordofpolo@msn.com

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Hey There To All!
How do you know it is time for Spring Polo to start? When you have to renew your umpire certification with the USPA. I just got done completing mine and man was it hard You can take it on-line but they expect you to be able  to read. Some of the questions involved numbers and I am not strong at math. Not a single picture! Not one question like "are you still having symptoms?" or "how did that laser procedure go?"! Here are a few examples of the questions I found difficult:
1. Red player #1 hits the ball down field with the RDW (right of way). To his right blue #2 approaches at a slight angle. Red #1's wife has severe PMS and refused to launder his whites from the last game. As both players meet at the ball Blue #2's pants split in the seat exposing "too much information." Whose foul?
A. Foul on red #1's wife for refusing to use Pamprin
B. No foul on red#1 cause we all know you can't get whites clean anyway.
C. Foul on Blue #2's wife cause she was obviously angry with Blue #2 and attempted to erase the said "information" with excessive bleach.
D. All of the Above
 
2. Red #4 infers mal intent emanating Blue #1. Anticipating a declining vector ratio of .0287 convergence to circumvent any posterities in anorexics cycles, Blue #1 alters speed and terraformed action of the posterior digitalis of his bay mare. To avoid convergence with the bay mare Red #4 should:
A. Take the Pamprin refused earlier by Red #1's wife.
B. Contact CDC immediately.
C. Tuck and roll.
D. Buy and feed the bay mare.
 
See what I mean....Very Difficult. So not liking difficult things let me make it simple. We start polo next weekend. See Schedule below:
Friday and Saturday March 15/16 "Get Ready for The Villages"
Friday - 4:00 PM 8 Goal 4 chukkers, 5PM 4 Goal 4 + chukkers 
Saturday  - 10:30 8 Goal 4 chukkers, 11:30 4 Goal Polo 4+ chukkers
Saturday, March 23rd - Parrott Head Club Games at 10:30, 11:30
Saturday's through May - CLUB POLO Enter your team or just get placed on one. we will have a few tournaments and two levels of polo each weekend. (Slower game and Faster game) Reserve chukkers and preference. 

Club Info For 2013:

Oxford Polo Club/ Pro Materials
12490 NE 72nd Blvd
Lady Lake, FL 32162 
352-330-0250 Polo Hotline
352-406-9433 W. Lord Lyall IV (cell)
lordofpolo@msn.com
oxfordpoloclub.com 

Finances:

Membership - $100/season (includes 1 week supply of Pamprin)

Green Fees - $100.00 per player, per game

Paddocks - $5.00 per day/per horse

Overnight Apartments - $85.00 per night

Correct Answers to test questions - $2500.00

Cost to Maintain Website - Priceless 

 

In Other News:

* Oxford Polo Club will be hosting the OPA to a tournament in April and will reciprocate that event with a visit to Powers Plantation the following week.

* Keep me appraised of your intentions to play this season so I can organize well in advance. As in the past all players took a weekend to sponsor our BBQ. Let me know any weekend you prefer and MAY I ENCOURAGE ALL PLAYERS TO STAY FOR THIS PART OF THE DAY. Last season attendance dropped a little but if you play ...you stay!

* The OPC carries a full line of brand items and apparel. T-shirts, Dress Shirts ( short and long sleeve), Cologne, License Plates, Hats, Coffee Mugs, Baby Diapers, Sunglass Holders, Saddle Pads, Wine Glasses, Cozies, Luncheon Meats, Whites and more! Great gift ideas! Order on-line at the contact us link.

Blessings to all, Lord of Polo